- ewwwwww
goddamnkrazy:

Dizzy Wright - Hit Me When You Comin (X)

unfriendlyasiangirl:

me: ok i’ll study at 8:00

clock: 8:00

me: *pretends i didn’t see*

(via hiphoplaboratory)

asapfergg:

trap lord

shmapey:

justmyflawedlogic:

lokisgloriouspenis:

okay today i learned that apparently the penis has a say in whether or not a child will be a boy or a girl

female sperm swims slower than male sperm, but the males can’t swim for as long as the females. this means that a long penis will be closer to the egg when releasing the sperm, and there will be a higher chance for the child to be a boy.

so in conclusion

if you have a lot of sons you have a big dick

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THIS IS MY NEW FAVORITE POST

(Source: leethepace, via ernest-lancaster)

tipchune:

tipchune:

i’m gonna set my facebook relationship status to “in a relationship” and see what happens

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scottish:

i hate it when u stop being friends w someone or u break up w someone cos uve got all this information about them like at the back of ur mind like their birthday or their favorite game or whatever, and even years later things will come up and you’ll think about that person and its like. oh. and it never really Stops

(via xoxof-cklove)

pixie-hollows:

wintrforever:

alwaysbummy:

4rcticmankeys:

toxicvnt:

The storm was scary

But tap on the picture tho

On mobile this is great

these are always my favorite photos

This is the fucking best
cca-is-humane:

The things I send my friends
blairfucker:

✞
pizzapriince:

following back everyone until i find a tumblr gf♡